Compilation Of The 5 Funniest Akpors Jokes

AKPORS THE BREAD WINNER
Journalist: Mr. Akpors, first of all, is it true that you are the bread winner in your family.
Akpors : I am not hearing that allegation for the first time, I have been hearing it for some time, I know this allegation is coming from my political enemies who want to tarnish my image.
I want to tell you that I have never been in any competition to win bread.
Ask them where I won that bread. If anyone saw me entering a competition to win bread, then they must provide the evidence otherwise I will start suing anyone saying I am a bread winner, yes including you reporters and your newspapers...

AKPORS MARRIES EKAITTE
Akpors and Ekaitte got married.Akpors was a "man about town"so to speak, but Ekaitte was very naive and uninformed about the birds and the bees. Akpors was a poor working man and could not afford to take time off for a honeymoon.So, that night they retired to his little shack.When Akpors was undressing Ekaitte said, "Oh Akpors, what is that?"
Akpors being very quick thinking said, "Eki baby, I am the only man In the world with one of these."And, then, he proceeded to show her what it was for, and Ekaitte was happy.The next morning Akpors went off to work as usual.When he returned home that evening, Ekaitte was on the front porch obviously upset about something. "Akpors, you told me that you were the only man in the world with one of those, and I saw Eazy the gardener changing his clothes behind the shed, and he had one, too." Thinking fast, Akpors said, "Oh, Eki baby, Eazy is my good friend. I had two of them so I gave him one. He is the only other man in the world with one of those." Ekaitte, not being knowledgeable about these things, accepted his answer, and they did their thing again that night. Akpors went off to work again the next morning and when he returned home, Ekaitte was very upset, stamping her foot on the porch. Akpors said, "Eki baby, what is the matter this time?" "Akpors, you gave Eazy the better one!!!"
Akpors fainted