Akpors The Prankster

Akpors was in Abuja to see his uncle @8 am the secretary told him to come back by 2pm that Oga (boss) is not around.
So, Akpors had to hang around till 2 pm. By 1 pm, Akpors was so hungry cos he had not eaten since morning & Akpors was left with N200 as last card. he was unable to get a local canteen to eat FUFU or EBA. All he saw were big hotels. Akpors began to feel dizzy so, he decided to find a solution.
In his front, there was a powerful 5 star hotel. So, Akpors cleaned his rugged shoe, adjusted himself& entered the hotel. At d lobby, the waiter asked: are u here to see somebody or you want to lodge in?

He said, my name is Akpors and am lodging. He was told the least room was N47k per night. Akpors said no problem dis place is lovely, just like the hotel I slept yesterday in Dubai on my way from United states. He said thank you sir. Akpors asked; can I pay in hard currency as I've not changed my dollars? He was told no problem. Ok where is your restaurant I need to eat 1st.He was lead to the restaurant & he told the chef to treat him well cos he was a new customer & that he just came back from US! The chef welcomed Akpors & gave him the menu list.
Akpors ordered for Pounded yam, EFO RIRO (vegetable soup), Snail & catfish! The chef told him it will be ready in 30 mins.
Akpors asked for the bar so he could step down before the food was ready and he wasv pointed to the executive bar mainly for VIP's. Akpors requested for assorted pepper soup & Spanish Red wine. Akpors drank 2 bottles of the wine & 2 plates of soup & the bill was N34k (A wine N10k per bottle, soup N7k per plate). he moved on to eat his food & the bill for food was N40k. Total was N74k & Akpors had N200.

Sweat began 2 come out of Akpors face despite the AC. They began 2 suspect that Akpors didn't have money so the security & staffs began to gather around him he said to himself
Akpors what can you do?'. Immediately Akpors dialed the phone number on his 2nd phone, he picked & said: Yes Man, the bomb is still with me not yet exploded, OK in next 2 min... Wow, I'm proud to be a suicide bomber, & now is even better as a lot of people are around me! Before Akpors dropped his phone, he couldn't see anybody in the hotel again even in d street!
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